Capricorn & Cancer Walk Into a Bar

Capricorn: When I asked you if you’d ever share a bank account, I was flirting.
Cancer: Hold on my mom is texting me.
Capricorn: You’ve been texting with her this entire date.
Cancer: Mom?? Hello!? Oh. Okay, hold on. Let me step out.
Capricorn: Ugh.

Cancer steps out of the bar for 69 minutes.
Capricorn sips on the same drink the entire time.