Gemini & Aquarius Walk Into a Bar
Our Two Signs Walk Into a Bar series imagines a first date between people. In the interest of revealing certain characteristics about the signs organically, we will be going through every possible sign combination (as we do with our other series’). Here is this week’s installment. Make sure to become a paid subscriber to read these and receive them going forward. Being a paid subscriber also allows you full access to our archive of posts.
Gemini: I changed my mind 8 times on the way here.
Aquarius: About?
Gemini: Just what I want to do.
Aquarius: ??
Gemini: With my life and stuff lol.
Aquarius: I thought this was a date. Not a therapy session.
Gemini: I already have two therapists.
Aquarius: I can’t tell if I want to kiss you or leave.
Gemini: You want to listen to me talk about everything that’s ever happened to me for the next 4 hours.
Aquarius: Okay.
Gemini starts at the beginning of their birth, retelling their life story like a memoir.