Happy Gemini Season

Geminis are kind, giving, and somewhat detached lovers. If you are the kind of person who wants to be told that the mildest touch of your fingertips makes them have stirrings in their soul, forget about it—Geminis really aren’t for you.

If you are the sort of person who wants to be locked in intense spiritual communion from start to finish, find yourself a Scorpio, because you will be lucky if a Gemini looks at you at all during the act. (They are probably too busy thinking about whatever book they were reading before things got hot and heavy.)

They will definitely find occasion to tell you that you are good-looking, funny, and generally very attractive, though. Over and over again, in and out of the bedroom. Some people would rather they kept their mouth shut and not be so crass, but there are plenty of people also who love it.

A Gemini compliment feels so real, even if it usually is an immense exaggeration or even a complete lie. Most Geminis won’t say the actual boring words “you are hot” unless things are at fever pitch. They know too much about language to do that. Still, they can be very direct. You will know exactly what they think about you. At all times.