Leo & Pisces Walk Into a Bar
Our Two Signs Walk Into a Bar series imagines a first date between people. In the interest of revealing certain characteristics about the signs organically, we will be going through every possible sign combination (as we do with our other series’). Here is this week’s installment. Make sure to become a paid subscriber to read these and receive them going forward. Being a paid subscriber also allows you full access to our archive of posts.
Pisces: I’m kind of stressed out by how hot you are.
Leo: What are we drinking?
Pisces: I thought we’d start with the Proust Questionnaire.
Leo: Is that a drink…
Pisces: I would love to know what happened to you in childhood.
Leo: Terrible things. Then I survived. Now here I am! Where is my drink?
Pisces: Wow.
Leo: Yeah.
The bartender puts a martini in front of the Leo on instinct alone.