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Libra & Sagittarius Walk Into a Bar

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Mar 22, 2023
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Our Two Signs Walk Into a Bar series imagines a first date between people. In the interest of revealing certain characteristics about the signs organically, we will be going through every possible sign combination (as we do with our other series’). Here is this week’s installment. Make sure to become a paid subscriber to read these and receive them going forward. Being a paid subscriber also allows you full access to our archive of posts.


Libra: You’re the only person I wouldn’t cancel on.
Sagittarius: It’s not too late. We can both cancel and get on a flight to Europe. (Together.)
Libra: Where would we go?
Sagittarius: Spain.
Libra: France.
Sagittarius: Italy.
Libra: Anywhere but here honestly.
Sagittarius: Okay!

Sagittarius orders drinks & starts googling flights.

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