Libra & Scorpio Walk Into a Bar

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Our Two Signs Walk Into a Bar series imagines a first date between people. In the interest of revealing certain characteristics about the signs organically, we will be going through every possible sign combination (as we do with our other series’). Here is this week’s installment. Make sure to become a paid subscriber to read these and receive them going forward. Being a paid subscriber also allows you full access to our archive of posts.

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Libra: Bonjour.
Scorpio:
Libra: Okay fine, how are you…
Scorpio:
Libra: *looking at bartender* 30,000 drinks please!
Scorpio: I’m lost.
Libra: Excuse me?
Scorpio: Lost in life, I mean.
Libra: Sweetie, this is a date. Not a confession.
Scorpio: I’m leaving.
Libra: If you think there’s anyone better, there’s not.
Scorpio: Well in that case, 40,000 drinks please!
Libra: How dare you.
Scorpio: You like it.
Libra: Maybe I do.
Scorpio: I just need a real love affair.
Libra: Define real.
Scorpio: Well…

Scorpio takes out their phone to “define” it.