Scorpio & Sagittarius Walk Into a Bar
Our Two Signs Walk Into a Bar series imagines a first date between people. In the interest of revealing certain characteristics about the signs organically, we will be going through every possible sign combination (as we do with our other series’). Here is this week’s installment. Make sure to become a paid subscriber to read these and receive them going forward. Being a paid subscriber also allows you full access to our archive of posts.
Scorpio: *reading Sylvia Plath alone at the bar*
Sagittarius: Are you ok
Scorpio: “Out of the ash I rise with my red hair and I eat men like air”
Sagittarius: Chill out lol
Scorpio: I don’t think we’re a match
Sagittarius: We haven’t even had a drink yet
Scorpio: I just felt it
Sagittarius: Maybe what you’re feeling will change when I take my clothes off
Scorpio: Check please!
Sagittarius: No wait lol
The Sagittarius stops the bartender from bringing the check & orders a round