Scorpio & Taurus Walk Into a Bar

Scorpio: Sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come
Taurus: Um ok. Hi. Nice to meet you. This is awkward.
Scorpio:
Taurus: Can I get you a drink
Scorpio: I’ll take 5
Taurus: I actually prefer slow and steady
Scorpio: Yeah well I prefer to be home alone
Taurus: You don’t mean that
Scorpio: You’re charming
Taurus: Let’s just go home together now