Sign Dialogues: Pisces & Virgo

Pisces: I can’t believe we’re here right now.
Virgo: Where else would we be?
Pisces: Oh, I don’t know. I’ve always had this fantasy of running away with you.
Virgo: I have a job.
Pisces: I know. So do I. But who cares?
Virgo: I care a lot actually. About everything. I have house plants.
Pisces: Well, what if we just took them with us?
Virgo: I don’t understan…