We’ve all been there. Kinda sorta falling for someone who also kinda sorta falls for us.
Then boom…you’re in a kinda sorta relationship—or— a situationship.
Also defined as a mix of late-night ambiguity, low-effort check-ins, and vague plans that keep things undefined.
Or maybe just weird flirting if you’re a Libra or Gemini. Full out avoidance if you’re a Sagittarius or Virgo. Or getting so obsessed despite all these red flags…you may be a Pisces or Cancer.
Every sign deals with situationships differently.
How does this happen and how should you navigate it? Does it matter what sign you are and what sign your situationship is?
Of course. Obviously it does!
Everything matters. And even in these bleakest of times romantically, we are here to help you navigate.
So just like our Love Signs series, where we went through every sign pairing and told you their prospects in love, our Situationship series will tell you exactly what is in store for you in a situationship with all signs, what to watch out for, if it’s worth it, and how to potentially escape it unharmed or turn it into something real.
Think of it as a guide to the fucked up reality of modern dating, full of advice about how to text, when to text, if to text, and what that Aquarius really wants when they keep inviting you over at times they know are crazy. Or why a Leo keeps hitting you up but never introduces you to anyone in their life.
This series will be for paid subscribers. If you aren’t one, make sure to join today and follow the weekly installments which will start tomorrow!
Now, for the most important question of all—WHAT SITUATIONSHIP PAIR SHOULD WE START WITH? Let us know in the comments.
Also feel free to tell us what sign was responsible for the craziest situationship you’ve ever been in. Was it a Scorpio? An Aries? A Taurus?
❤️ Lots of love & no mixed signals here,
The Astro Poets ❤️
Any water sign for worst situationship tbh
Pisces (men) please. They flock to me but yet they fall into an alternate dimension and cannot be found, especially at times when they have previously committed to or vaguely suggested meeting.