Taurus & Capricorn Walk Into a Bar
Our Two Signs Walk Into a Bar series imagines a first date between people. In the interest of revealing certain characteristics about the signs organically, we will be going through every possible sign combination (as we do with our other series’). Here is this week’s installment. Make sure to become a paid subscriber to read these and receive them going forward. Being a paid subscriber also allows you full access to our archive of posts.
Capricorn: This is a nice place.
Taurus: You thought I’d take you to a dive?
Capricorn: Nothing shocks me anymore. People are people.
Taurus: I’m not people. I’m a Taurus.
Capricorn: I had a plan B, C, and D as a back up.
Taurus: Not entirely romantic but…..I appreciate the honesty.
Capricorn: I’m very romantic actually. I just like to be prepared.
Taurus: Should we schedule our fuck session around 10:45?
Capricorn: I was thinking a quarter after 9. I have work early.
Taurus motions to the bartender.
Taurus: Well then, let’s get to it. I like trips, expensive things, and great bedding.
Capricorn: I like dependable people, being adored, and possibly running for President.
Taurus: Of what?
Capricorn: Of the world.
Taurus: Nice. You’re insane. I’m into it.
Capricorn: You’re direct and extravagant. I’m very into it.
Taurus orders two vodka martinis.