The Signs as Sex Toys

Do we need an introduction? 

Love,
Alex


Aries — Strap On

Duh. Aries are assertive and fun and a cardinal fire sign. You should be gifting your Aries a strap on before you even finish this sentence. One of the most fun signs in the bedroom by far. Aries really would do anything for you. They may seem intimidating, but they’re all about your pleasure. That’s …