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Aries

Looking for something serious. So don’t message me if you just want to hook up. That said, DM me anyway ;) Just a fun, free Aries in this big bad world. Once I told a joke at a party and made someone throw up from laughing so hard and they had to go to the emergency room. I’m a romantic! 


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Red Wine
Fat checks
Hot sex 
Artists to the front of the …

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