Virgo & Sagittarius Walk Into a Bar

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Our Two Signs Walk Into a Bar series imagines a first date between people. In the interest of revealing certain characteristics about the signs organically, we will be going through every possible sign combination (as we do with our other series’). Here is this week’s installment. Make sure to become a paid subscriber to read these and receive them going forward. Being a paid subscriber also allows you full access to our archive of posts.

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Virgo: I almost left. You’re 12 minutes and 34 seconds late.
Sagittarius: You’re lucky it wasn’t more.
Virgo: And you’re rude too.
Sagittarius: I have been described as direct. I’m sure you get “uptight” a lot. “34 seconds.” Lol.
Virgo: Suddenly I don’t want a drink.
Sagittarius: That’s fine. I’ll double fist then.
Virgo: It’s infuriating how sexy you are being bad.
Sagittarius: What would happen if you just let yourself live and stop being so anal.
Virgo: Well then I would lose the illusion of control.
Sagittarius: It wasn’t a question but a suggestion.
Virgo: Who are you to tell me what I need?? We just met!
Sagittarius: I feel like I’ve met you before. I kind of like you.

Sagittarius puts a drink in front of Virgo and smiles.